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Uummm, Hi?
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LOL
These are some funny little stories i thought up, based on stories made by Felicia's Champion.
1.
Link:"Finally, my quest to obtain the mighty Master Sword has ended!"
Master Sword: *Tick* *Tock* *Tick* *Tock*
Link:"What the-"
(BOOOOOM!)
Ganondorf:"Well i figured because Link gets the Master Sword in nearly every game i should replace the Master Sword with a Bomb."
Player:"JERK!"
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Bellum:"I can't beleive Link actually beat me!"
Ganondorf:"I can, Link's beaten me...actually i lost count."
Bellum:"I mean, i Had the Perfect Shield!"
Ganondorf:"Goo."
Bellum:"I thought it would stick better than that! And i had Minions!"
Ganondorf:"MORE Goo."
Bellum:"And i had a Backup!"
Ganondorf:"And Weak spots encased in Goo."
Bellum:"They Shot Cannonballs!"
Ganondorf:"Made of Goo."
Bellum:"And i had ANOTHER backup!"
Ganondorf:"The One thing that Didn't involve Goo."
Bellum:"Shut Up Ganondorf!"
(Ganondorf stabs Bellum's Eye)
Bellum:"AHHHH! OH MY GOD!!!! The Pain, Oh the pain..."
Ganondorf:"You see? Your Weak spot is too obvious."
Bellum:"Just get some cold water..."