So I never really had anything about me here, but I guess it's time to at least put something. *ahem*
My name is Justin Folvarcik, and I live in Florida. I've been a part of Zelda Wiki since 2009, when I was an incredible n00b. However, after much hard work and self-improvement, I got better and learned how to edit like an intelligent person. Then, I started learning how to code, which brought me immense pleasure. I love working with web coding and doing development and administration. In fact, I've actually written a couple of extensions which are installed on Zelda Wiki! Now, I've been active here for quite a while, and I joined the staff as a patroller sometime in 2010. However, I took a two year hiatus from the site which began in late 2010. Most people assumed I was never coming back (including me), but I eventually did resurface in late 2012, when I regained my patrol rights and resumed my staff position. Sometime later, I was promoted to admin, and that brings us to today. I do a lot of server work, including partial administration of the server, both the database and the wiki filesystem.
I'm very code-savvy, so if you're having problems with templates, javascript, css, or anything like that, my talk page is a good place to get your question answered.
Unrelated to wiki stuff, I enjoy fishing, shooting pool, hanging at bars, and watching pointless YouTube vids. I'm also a brony, and I highly enjoy My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. It's got a great community (well, aside from the weirdos, that is) and the music that comes out of it is pretty awesome.
Writing
So, I like to write. Right now, I'm writing a My Little Pony fanfic (ha ha ha, laugh it up) which is very dark and tragic. It's on FiMFiction if you'd like to read it. Dis be it.
I also plan to revive an old story I was writing (which is not a fanfic and has no relation to My Little Pony). But I'd like to finish the fanfic first. I've already put a lot of work into it.
Now then, on to userboxes of uselessness.
21
This user is 21 years old.
FL
This user is from the United States, and lives in the state of Florida
This user is a brony and thinks that Rainbow Dash is the coolest pony around!
This user uses both CSS and JS to view the wiki the way THEY want!
This user's weapon of choice is the Wunderwaffe DG-2.
Patrolled Edits extension: Extension for the MediaWiki software which tells how many edits a user has patrolled.
Patrol Magic extension: Adds new magic words/parser functions to the wiki software to output information on how many edits have been marked as patrolled overall.
Similar Images extension: Outputs images which are duplicated or have similar filenames in a gallery on a special page.
Zelda
This user is always canonical.
This user is brave enough to say that they are a fan of Tingle.
This user supports Link x Midna.
Memorable Quotes
These are awesome quotes. Most of them will come from the Skype chats. If you laugh real hard, join Skype!
WARNING!
Some of these quotes are inappropriate for younger viewers!
Ah so it is a legendary ZL dump. Theirs are always the best!
— Cipriano 119
im an IT major so half my professors are middle eastern or indian
That's like saying the reason that Ganondorf wanted to take over Hyrule in OoT is because he wanted new socks and that Hyrule made some damn good socks. He just didn't want to buy them. WTF
[11:06:48 PM] Abdullah: I love forests. Actually, one of my dreams is to see the desert turn into a forest.
[11:07:39 PM] Justin Folvarcik: Forests blow, Abdul They're full of mosquitoes and spiders [11:08:38 PM] Abdullah: Living Creatures > Sand and a perpetual summer [11:09:43 PM] Ezlo Auditore: Rod of Seasons, dude. [11:09:52 PM] Justin Folvarcik: (chuckle) [11:09:59 PM] Ezlo Auditore: But...you'd probably need a tree stump. [11:10:07 PM] Abdullah: And seasons''
[2:50:45 PM] astroninja1: there wer only what..like 5 women total in skyloft?
[2:50:58 PM] me: Something like that. [2:51:11 PM] astroninja1: and only zelda showed any interest in link [2:51:23 PM] me: Yup [2:53:52 PM] me: So when Link smiles at Zelda at the end of SS, he's thinking "F$%@ the sky, I'm gonna tear that ass UP!"''
— astroninja and myself
[7:32:50 PM] Herman Håkestad: F%$&ing technology
[7:32:54 PM] Herman Håkestad: Breaks your hearts [7:33:01 PM] Justin Folvarcik: Yeah. It sucks >.< [7:33:13 PM] Herman Håkestad: Though without a console [7:33:25 PM] Herman Håkestad: You could excercise by masturbating all day long [7:33:32 PM] Herman Håkestad: And get really strong arms
— Herman and myself
[10:52:57 PM] Jo Marten: People have compared him to a used condom, but then people said that was offensive to used condoms.