User:Dawn

Hey there.

Fun Facts

 * Dawn is bad at thinking of stuff to put on her userpage.
 * Yes, Dawn is in fact female.
 * This is the first edit Dawn has ever made on Zelda Wiki, instead of using it on something actually useful, but rather indulging herself by building up her ego.
 * Dawn is known as Dawn Of A New Day on Zeldapedia.
 * Although Dawn is more partial to Zeldapedia, Dawn promises to make some actually helpful edits here.
 * Dawn is running out of things to say.
 * Did Dawn mention that she like Cheetos? Send her some virtual Cheetos if you can.
 * Dawn doesn't even know what "virtual Cheetos" are. But they're the only kind you can send on a website, Dawn assumes.
 * Dawn has now wasted three "did you know" points about "virtual Cheetos", which are as of yet nonexistent.
 * Since Dawn has been at Zeldapedia for almost a year, don't watse your time telling Dawn the controls.
 * Did Dawn just misspell the word "waste"? Dawn does not beleive in textspeak, or, for that matter, misspelled words.
 * Dawn isn't even writing this. Her page-writing machine is writing it for her.
 * Dawn feverently denies this.
 * DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO THE EDITOR BEHIND THE CURTAIN.
 * Dawn is STILL running out of things to say.
 * The page writing machine is supposed to be broken.
 * And yet it is still saying revealing things about Dawn, like the fact that Dawn enjoys anime.
 * Dawn wonders how that could possibly be revealing.
 * Of course, Dawn isn't the one writing this.
 * By the way, the page writing machine is still broken, righ