User:Champion of Nayru

I can't be arsed to make a user page because I'm a lazy sod. So instead, here's the lyrics to Sweet Home Alabama, by Elvis:


 * That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes,
 * an aeroplane - Lenny Bruce is not afraid.
 * Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn,
 * world serves its own needs, dummy serve your own needs.
 * Feed it off an aux speak,, grunt, no, strength,
 * The ladder starts to clatter with fear fight down height.
 * Wire in a fire, representing seven games, a government for hire and a combat site.
 * Left of west and coming in a hurry with the furies breathing down your neck.
 * Team by team reporters baffled, trumped, tethered cropped.
 * Look at that low playing!
 * Fine, then.
 * Uh oh, overflow, population, common food, but it'll do.
 * Save yourself, serve yourself. World serves its own needs, listen to your heart bleed dummy with the rapture and the revered and the right - right.
 * You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright light, feeling pretty psyched.


 * It's the end of the world as we know it.
 * It's the end of the world as we know it.
 * It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.


 * Six o'clock - TV hour. Don't get caught in foreign towers.
 * Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself churn.
 * Locking in, uniforming, book burning, blood letting.
 * Every motive escalate. Automotive incinerate.
 * Light a candle, light a votive. Step down, step down.
 * Watch your heel crush, crushed. Uh-oh, this means no fear cavalier.
 * Renegade steer clear! A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of lies.
 * Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives and I decline.


 * It's the end of the world as we know it.
 * It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
 * It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.
 * (I feel fine)


 * It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
 * It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
 * It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.


 * The other night I dreamt of knives, continental drift divide. Mountains sit in a line
 * Leonard Bernstein. Leonid Brezhnev. Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs.
 * Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom!
 * You symbiotic, patriotic, slam book neck, right? Right.


 * It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
 * It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
 * It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.


 * It's the end of the world as we know it.
 * It's the end of the world as we know it.
 * It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.


 * It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
 * It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
 * It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.


 * It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
 * It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
 * It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine...