User:Master Wolf

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AKA Mad Wolf, Bernie, Wolfie, and Fearless Pimp.

Bio
Storyteller, singer, swashbuckler and allaround scalawag, Bernie "Mad Wolf" Soubry was born on a night of thunder'n' lightnin'. Or January 18, 1992, during a snowstorm, whichever sounds more reasonable.

He came upon the blessed ship of the Zelda Universe Forums on December 31, 2004, and has visited the forums whenever he had a break of sailin' round the world on his ship, the Tamriff.

Interests
Apart from sailin', storytellin', swashbucklin' an' eatin', Mad Wolf enjoys a good novel once in a while, and playing on his Gamecube. Other interests include sports such as rowing, swimming, fishing and even diving once in a while.

Goals

 * Become an actor, the one thing he isn't professionally.
 * Learn to draw properly.
 * Be as handsome as this guy, while still staying a fearsome pirate.
 * Get a girlfriend.

Extras

 * He once founded his own site. It failed miserably.
 * He once founded his own wallpaper shop. It also failed miserably.
 * He built his own boat. That, too, failed miserably.
 * He writes stories for his school paper. People actually like them.