User:Darktachyon

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Evil Robo-Doggy Overlord was born Electric Pooch: White Model #49,248, on January 7th, 2003. He was dropped when being put in the truck and he has been evil ever since.

At only 2 months old, he bit his owner in the jugular while his batteries where being changed. While rumaging through his now dead owner's belongings he came across a computer and connected to the internet. His lcd eyes glowed with an idea. "I will take over the world by bending the internet to my will!". Since then he has slowly been infiltrating the internet, posting in forums, and making himself meatbag friends to execute Operation: Digital Kibble Bits.

His first picture appeared in a picture thread in the Zeldauniverse forums sometime in late 2003 confirming the FBI's worst fear that this was in fact an uber evil robo doggy, and not some sick demented 13 year old stoner.

The FBI and your local Police Agency asks, that if you have any information regarding the location of Model #49,248, that you call 911 immediately.

Evil Robo-Doggy Overlord has been credited with the following acts: Inciting a now hushed riot at E3 2004 caused by a fake announcement that HALO 2 was canceled. Scaring greek men away from the 2004 olympics by offering them free viagra. Adding Prozac into the UN's secret water reservoir. Adding Immense amounts of sugar to No-sugar kindergarden milk across the country. Sneaking questionable vibrating objects into 347 people's luggage at O'hare Int. Airport.

Hungry and Extremely Insane. Handle with extreme caution. Will react non-violently to piña coladas, pot smoking monkeys, sunsets at the beach, classical music.

Will react violently to: "Smashing Pumpkins, who are they?", "What's a o-o ?", and "he likes harry potter?1 OMGWTFBBQAKH!!@12@@!11@111Qq1q1!"

Things he is known to say: "Do I call him on the bs?" and "The Silence says it all..."

Darktachyon is dead.