User:AngryMaskSalesman/My News Journal

BREAKING NEWS
There have been some reported rumors of two new Zelda games from 4chan.

This is friggin 4chan. Come on. There's less truth than child-friendly content there. That, as we all know, is stupidly underestimating how faked this is severely, with the whole lot of 'new game alert' cons oddly efficient with Photoshop. Put two and two together. But it is the right forecast for a shower of these fake Zelda ads. With Eigi Aounuma saying that a game is being brewed by the originial masters is a good reason it might be right, might be wrong. But also the norm of 4chan is duping you into thinking, "Wow! My fav VG series, *X*, is getting another sequel! I'm excited!" then when it is proven wrong, F is the letter of the day.

I'm ready for anything. Except Zelda being discontinued. I'll just go on the usual rampage but with a little blood poured on it from the guy who thought up that stupidity's sliced-up heart. Oh wait- Brain. OH WAIT. THEY WON'T HAVE NEITHER. Microsoft stole it and trademarked it.

AngryMaskSalesman of the Creepers. My new group of short-tempered LoZ fans. Join now!

-=AngryMaskSalesman=- 20:37, 16 January 2012 (EST)