User:Planetbox

Hi! I'm Planetbox, and this sentence is over now.

How I Began Playing Zelda
The only real reason I started the series was because it was the only game the FBI would give me when I was stationed at the Bermuda Triangle. Unfortunately, I couldn't play many when my Wii broke down after the incident with the mackerels and Sergeant Sam. After the funeral they sent me off into the ocean on a raft. I don't remember much about that trip but when I washed on the shore of Morocco, they said I had sucker marks everywhere on my body. It took a few weeks of a job as a gum scraper in a movie theater before I raised enough money to fly to the Americas, change my name, and vanish from all national records. Strangely, not everybody believes that story. I wonder why?

Game History
Here I have a table of all the Zelda games I've played and such. If you don't know how to read these tables, the check means yes, the x means no, and the triangles show footnotes when you scroll over them.