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Deku or Kokiri ?
Okay so after heavily debating with myself I have come up with absolutely nothing. I need a 4th race, and I don’t want it to be humans. I’ll explain the reason for that another time. So, it hit me that I needed a 4th race when me and my friend were arguing why shouldn’t/ should Dekus and Kokiris even be in the game. I made a list below so you can use it, I need feedback please! Thanks ya’ll.

Deku: The Wooden children of the Forest
Pros -Small and would even out the Bulbin counterpart for the good vs. evil. -Have been shown to have a well thought out society. -They wood have good racial abilities -They can spit out nuts from their mouths -There character creation would be fun to use -Can fit into a lot of class slots- Bards, Bandits,

Cons -”ME NO LIKEY FIRE!” Ahem I mean, Dekus are made of wood. Thus, they would severely be hurt by fire. Dins Fire ftw, yah? -No idea in hell where to put their capital or beginning area -Although in Termina they do have a society in the swamps, that is the only place in the entire world shown to have a strong society of Dekus. -They have nothing to offer to the table. They are short wooden people. They seem to not be in good terms with anyone, and all Dekus are not in the sage circle. They’d be outcasts. -The first known Dekus were native to the Forest of * (Can’t believe I forgot the name) -With the exception of Majora’s Mask, Every Deku in every game are vicious little douche bags who shoot you in the butt with nut and hide in flowers.

Kokiris- The Ageless Children of the Tree
Pros -They are close friends of Link, being as the Deku Tree raised him. The Kokiris are not completely hidden due to the fact Link’s mother found and knew about them. -Saria and Ludo(SP) were both Sages in Wind Waker and Ocarina of Time. This would easily make them accepted by the other races.

Cons -They’re little ageless kids -There not really fighters. Sure a stick and shield, but what’s that going to do? -Most people would probably not take a child seriously in combat, which could be a pro too I guess -A child fighting would be a little, weird -Killing gnomes is one thing, killing kids is a whole other book -Idiots and Pedophiles would go to town. -There are no famous Kokiris -Wind Waker states they all turned into those little wood people, Koroks. -They look like little Hylian Children -They are hidden. And if they were found out no way a society would accept a society of little kids

Decision
Well people, after looking at these things I am appalled and saddened to say the winner is… neither. Unfortunately each side has way too many cons that overshadow their pros. It annoys me. It wouldn’t be fair to make it so that every Deku has like 50% damage in take due to fire damage, however it wouldn’t be logical NOT to put it there. Kokiris are kids, end of story. My quest for the 4th race continues.

Now thinking about it, I really can’t count out the Kokiris just because they’re children. In most games Link is a child and teenager. As I went back and reread what I wrote, added some stuff, it hit me. Link in most games was a kid. So now looking back I am going to have to side with the Kokiris. Sorry Dekus but your time is not now, you’ll get another chance one day….maybe.