User:Lancer

Lancer (Cunningly derived in a fit of originality from his real name, Lance) likes to believe that he is God, but whether this is true or not has yet to be scientifically proven. If it is true, his powers have not yet shown themselves- He spends most of his time glued to the TV screen thrashing his mortal companions in Starfox: Assault, and shows little inclination to move within the next few millenia. He can also be found randomly making up and inserting slightly philosophical phrases into the chatrooms whenever things seem to be dying. It doesn't seem to do much, though.

Lancer's trademark weapon is the BIG stick (TM). Though there are now many derivatives of the same design, the original as ever remains the best. Alas, in recent times the BIG stick (TM) has fallen into disuse and is increasingly passed over for a new weapon, Lancer's trusty shotgun. Beware, n00bs, for death now cometh to thee in lead pellet form.