User:Kika

Kittie Kara kicks more ass than you if you aren't in #zelda.

Eric is her manbitch. He gives her half ops all the time in #zelda and that pisses Vaati off. Safer is her beloved son/pet. Kikz likes Vaati, and doesn't kick him when she has hops. :D

Kika is a stony hater. If you're username is Josh or Stony, run to the god damn hills when she logs on. She uses her Vagina Powers to kill people instantly, like PyroMyrmidon burns just by staring.

She claims she is fat and ugly. 40 minutes a day is usually spent with eric telling her she is wrong. Captain Cornflake informs her that she is correct, quick to point out her massive ripples of fat and her prominent jewnose. Other people like Andi have lesbian sex with her, and don't appear to mind.

Oh, and if she dies, it takes FIVE Max Revives to bring her back.

She is an author of smut, and torments/pleasures Pani/Jodd with her PanixJodd smut. A member named Tsunata informs her that she could pass as her older sister.

[http://www.zeldauniverse.net/forums/members/kittie-kara-3713.html Click this to die in 7 days. You can only stop it by sacrificing all your base to her.]

Oh. And she's an Itachitard. She loooooooooves Itachi, according to UB3R-B0T2. Due to op abuse by Emperor Hindmost, she now has permahops.