User:Pakkun/Skype Quotes

Below is a collection of memorable quotes from conversations on the Zelda Wiki Skype chat. Hopefully, they'll entertain you, as they have for me.

Team Patrollers
Hylian King: [3:57:27 PM]
 * It works out pretty well when there's lots of edits to patrol. Double-teaming gets it done in no time.

Pakkun: [4:16:13 PM]
 * Caleb: PREPARE FOR TROUBLE Pakkun: AND MAKE IT DOUBLE Caleb: TO PROTECT THE WIKI FROM VANDALISM Pakkun: TO UNITE ALL PEOPLES WITHIN OUR DISCUSSIONS Caleb: TO DENOUNCE THE EVILS OF SERVERS AND JASON Pakkun: TO EXTEND OUR REACH TO THE NIWA ABOVE Caleb: CALEB Pakkun: TONY Caleb: TEAM PATROLLERS, EDIT AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT Pakkun: SURRENDER NOW OR PREPARE TO...HAVE YOUR REVISION UNDONE AFTER YOU LEAVE Dany: DANY, THAT'S RIGHT! Abdullah: AB-DULLAH.

Hylian King: [4:17:06 PM]
 * That was well worth the eternity you took to write it :P

Pakkun Jepsen
Pakkun: [6/5/2012 5:44:03 PM]
 * Hey I just edited
 * And this is crazy
 * But here's my revision
 * So patrol it maybe

Dany36: [6/5/2012 8:44:19 PM]
 * HAHAHAHA
 * my sis showed me that song yesterday
 * i didn't know it was so popular =p

Pakkun: [6/5/2012 8:51:01 PM]
 * More like infamous. :P

Dany36: [6/5/2012 8:52:21 PM]
 * oh (chuckle)

The Last Wikibender
Pakkun:
 * Dany, Abdullah, Pakkun, Caleb
 * Long ago, all four editors lived together in harmony
 * Then, everything changed when the noobs attacked
 * Only the bureaucrats, master of all forms of editing, could stop them
 * But when the wiki needed them most, they vanished

Abuse
Dany36: [25/6/2012 9:30:21 PM]
 * midna burned my dog and raped my house

503 Error
Pakkun: [26/6/2012 6:52:30 PM]
 * If 503s were Pokémon, they would be Zubat.

Public Service Announcement
Pakkun: [30/6/2012 12:10:27 AM]
 * Hey, average users, here's a basic guideline detailing what smilies used by the staff are implied to mean and what it actually means to the staff.
 * : ) = I'm being good natured! (What we really mean: Bitch.)
 * : D = You've probably done a good job! (Go die in a hole.)
 * : P = I'm being lovably tomfoolish! (You are so dumb. You are really dumb. Fo' real.)
 * : / = I don't know what to do about that. (I have better stuff to do than entertain this idiot again.)
 * Now, go out and decode some messages for yourself :D!
 * (Just kidding, we love all of you. :P)

Abdullah: [30/6/2012 6:29:33 AM]
 * If we say "Hey, we noticed you doing X. Next time you do it, make sure you have a reallly good reason" what we really mean is "Hey asshole, unless you have a gun to your head, don't touch your damned keyboard."

Zelda Wiki's Demise
xXSuperXXNintendoXx: [29/7/2012 9:45:07 PM]
 * Though this is not the end. 's hate... will never perish. It is born anew in a cycle with no end! Zeep will rise again! Wikis like you... Those who share the blood of the Zelda Dungeon Wiki and spirit of Zelda Wiki.Org... They are eternally bound to this curse. An incarnation of my hatred named Cuddles shall ever follow your kind, dooming them to wander a blood-soaked sea of darkness and bad edits for all time!

Loaded
Vincent: [19/10/2012 5:16:41 AM]
 * sometimes... well, most of the time... we're full of crap.

Pakkun: [19/10/2012 5:17:24 AM]
 * Just loaded. Sometimes it gushes everywhere and then the city has to tax us for clean-up efforts.

Beware the Jabbercat, My Son
Pakkun: [2/11/12 5:45:45 AM]
 * My cat's a dick.
 * He comes into my room and starts cuddling with me, but then he jumps down and DELIBERATELY presses the off switch to my computer's extension cord thing.
 * After that, he tries to cuddle my face and now he's bathing himself on my stomach since I'm leaned back.
 * The lesson of this is:
 * Be wary of cats when editing Zelda Wiki.
 * They're Zeep spies.

Butts
Dany36: [14/6/13 8:34:56 PM]
 * i'm never sorry i found tumblr
 * or maybe...tumblr found me?

Amanda: [14/6/13 8:34:58 PM]
 * It's so cool
 * Like I can look up anything on it

Pakkun: [14/6/13 8:35:52 PM]
 * Even butts

Amanda: [14/6/13 8:36:01 PM]
 * and be presented with a whole array of various forms of what I just searched
 * Yeah
 * It even has porn

Pakkun: [14/6/13 8:36:10 PM]
 * Especially butts

dany36: [14/6/13 8:36:18 PM]
 * buts

Amanda: [14/6/13 8:36:29 PM]
 * up up up in the b-b-butt

Pakkun: [14/6/13 8:36:34 PM]
 * What what

Amanda: [14/6/13 8:36:41 PM]
 * b-b-b-utt
 * I like butts

Pakkun: [14/6/13 8:37:15 PM]
 * They're the butt's knees.

Amanda: [14/6/13 8:37:15 PM]
 * That's a lie really
 * I never really pay attention to peoples butts

Pakkun: [14/6/13 8:37:46 PM]
 * Just do it
 * Watch someone with some junk in their trunk
 * then be all yeah twerk it gurl
 * bonus points if it's a guy

Amanda: [14/6/13 8:38:25 PM]
 * Oh god

Pakkun: [14/6/13 8:41:49 PM]
 * Can we appreciate the fact that we discussed butts for almost five minutes in the staff chat? I want to add this to my skype quotes page

dany36: [14/6/13 8:42:58 PM]
 * let us appreaciate