Gannon-Banned

From Zelda Wiki.org

Gannon-Banned is a humorous term first invented by TSA. Tired of ignorant people asking stupid questions, he came up with gannon-banned and the rules about how to use it.

According to the website, any of the following can get you gannon-banned:

1. Spelling Ganon "Gannon"
2. Saying "The Adventures of Link" instead of "The Adventure of Link"
3. Calling "Majora's Mask" Zelda II
4. Calling Link "Zelda"
5. Saying the Triforce is obtainable in Ocarina of Time
6. Saying System of a Down sang the "Zelda" song
7. Saying there's a fourth Triforce piece
8. Saying there's only one Link
9. Saying The Wind Waker is the last Zelda game
10. Saying there will be a Zelda movie
11. Insulting the Philips CD-i Games
12. Saying you beat the Marathon Man
13. Saying Link and Zelda are siblings
14. Saying there is no timeline of any kind
15. Calling "Twilight Princess" "Reborn"
16. Believing the "Gates of Realm" and "Reigns of Sorrow" hoax
17. Claiming "The Legend of Zelda" is based on the movie "Legend"
18. Believing the EGM April Fools joke
19. Claiming "Twilight Princess" is based on "Ladyhawke"
20. Saying "Twilight Princess" was developed for the Wii
21. Saying that the Wii version of "Twilight Princess" is superior to the Gamecube version.
22. Claiming to have found a game-ending bug in "Twilight Princess"
23. Saying that Zelda 2 is not the best Zelda game of all time.
24. Believing the futuristic Zelda game hoax.
25. People who fell for the "Valley of the Deluge" hoax created by 4chan.
26. Calling Sheik a man.

'First Offense': Gannon-banned

'Second Offense': Gannon=banned(Double bond)

'Third Offense': Double secret Gannon-banned

To view the original list and get full details, visit http://www.gannon-banned.com